insanelyrandomeiledon:

littlegingerwreckage:

This is extremely true and important.

For a second, I thought it said sexist. And I was like, “How the fuck are Sam and Dean sexist?!”

insanelyrandomeiledon:

littlegingerwreckage:

This is extremely true and important.

For a second, I thought it said sexist. And I was like, “How the fuck are Sam and Dean sexist?!”

(via foreverwholocked)

astrolatte:

Wait….does that ALSO mean that Rapunzel and Eugene were trapped in Arendelle with everyone when it was frozen over?
Could you picture the two of them under a bunch of blankets like:
Eugene: “Let’s go to Arendelle, she said, it would be fun she said.”
Rapunzel: “Well, it WAS fun…until we got trapped in this eternal winter…”
Eugene: “Yeah, talk about getting the cold shoulder, yeesh!”
Rapunzel: “Eugene!”
Eugene: “Look, all I’m saying is next time we get invited to one of these things we just send them a nice fruit basket and a fancy card and call it a day.” 

astrolatte:

Wait….does that ALSO mean that Rapunzel and Eugene were trapped in Arendelle with everyone when it was frozen over?

Could you picture the two of them under a bunch of blankets like:

Eugene: “Let’s go to Arendelle, she said, it would be fun she said.”

Rapunzel: “Well, it WAS fun…until we got trapped in this eternal winter…”

Eugene: “Yeah, talk about getting the cold shoulder, yeesh!”

Rapunzel: “Eugene!”

Eugene: “Look, all I’m saying is next time we get invited to one of these things we just send them a nice fruit basket and a fancy card and call it a day.” 

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gerardwaysgay:

does-anything-matter:

i-found-happiness-in-misery:

Oh smosh….

it’s the ‘PLS RESPOND’ that gets me

GERARD DAY

Smosh is seriously my favorite omg

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nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

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cuteness-daily:

This is Cat Island. It is located in Tashirojima which is a small island in Ishinomaki, Miyagi, Japan. With a population inhabited by mostly cats. 

(Source: yasakajinjya, via teamfreekickass)

hisangelandimpala:

un-be-fucking-lievable:

prongsmydeer:

pottergenes:

james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag

Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”

Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”

Remus skipping meals so people can hear his stomach grumbling and he can apologise for being “hungry like the wolf.”

(via drunkphanlockdancing)

supersamstorm:

cybercucumber:

supersamstorm:

The only street that matters

What’s the street’s real name though?

Anal st.

supersamstorm:

cybercucumber:

supersamstorm:

The only street that matters

What’s the street’s real name though?

Anal st.

(via drunkphanlockdancing)

emptyphotoframe:

aceofwolf:

stagkingswife:

sinbadism:

scotsmcall:

zaynyboy:

ok but literally how

THIS MAN IS DEFINITELY USING GLAMOUR MAGIC I DONT CARE ABOUT “IMPOSSIBLE” THIS IS REAL MAGIC HE IS USING ILLUSION MAGIC

This wizard is just toeing the line when it comes to the International Statute of Secrecy.  Someone ring the Ministry of Magic. 

what the hell!? 

whhaaaa? but how?!?!?! :O

(via drunkphanlockdancing)

emptyphotoframe:

aceofwolf:

stagkingswife:

sinbadism:

scotsmcall:

zaynyboy:

ok but literally how

THIS MAN IS DEFINITELY USING GLAMOUR MAGIC I DONT CARE ABOUT “IMPOSSIBLE” THIS IS REAL MAGIC HE IS USING ILLUSION MAGIC

This wizard is just toeing the line when it comes to the International Statute of Secrecy.  Someone ring the Ministry of Magic. 

what the hell!? 

whhaaaa? but how?!?!?! :O

THIS MAN IS AN ACTUAL SORCERER AND DON’T TRY TO TELL ME OTHERWISE

(via drunkphanlockdancing)

sakuraxisxevil:

cheese3d:

lord-cupcake:

this isnt funny

FUCK

I FUCKINNG JUMPED FROM MY LA;PTOP WTF JUST HAPPENDD»>???

(via rice-pilaf)

kaible:

Occasionally I remember this video exists and it sums up so much of my experience of being dragged to resale stores with my mom

(via egberts)

prettypeoplekillingthings:

beadlebelfry:

edens-blog:

ricotomate:

A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”

I cry of laughter everytime I watch this. 

this is my spirit video

what the fuck did I just watch and why was it so magical

"I’m photosynthesizing"

(via anotherdestielshipper)

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necromatador:

So I did a thing mostly because I wanted to see if I could get through it and how many complete breaths it would take to do so.

Here’s the original text with the original posters of the text so thanks to them for this glorious bit of reading/speaking.

The word “church” no longer looks or sounds like a word.

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rnurica:

WHY THE HELL DO PEOPLE GET UPSET AND ANGRY ON THIS WEBSITE WHEN THERE ARE POSTS LIKE THIS

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AND THIS

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WHY ARE YOU ARGUING


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LOOK AT THIS SHIT

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STOP TAKING THINGS SO SERIOUSLY THIS IS A BLOGGING WEBSITE IF SOMETHING ANGERS YOU JUST WATCH A CAT VIDEO FOR REAL 

(via sherlockisnotafake)