IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FUckIGN PRESS THE BUTTON LIKE
OH SHIT MAN MY LIFE IS FUCKING RUINED BUT AT LEAST I HAVE THIS TALKING CACTUS!!!
Abby The Dragon Slayer
(and aspiring author)
TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES
ok they going to warn the grass and then what ? explain how the other grass will run away from the lawmower ?
“May I ask why you felt little Tiffany deserved to die?”
I’m pretty sure this is why Tumblr gave us photosets.
To this day, I still have absolutely no idea if he actually did the right thing by shooting little Tiffany. His story was very convincing…
I totally bought that he was right.
I always though this was about not demonizing people based on how they look, instead focussing on what they do.
THAT’S RIGHT AGENT J
Babies struggle to get away from the abortionist’s implements of death. Their arms and legs are torn from their bodies and placed on a tray. Then the doctor wraps his forceps around the baby’s skull and crushes his head. The baby is put piece-by-piece into a tray to make sure that the abortionist hasn’t missed any parts. This is barbaric. It empowers nobody. Choose ADOPTION.
1. Fetuses do not actually struggle during an abortion, there is no pain or awareness on their parts. They are literally incapable of awareness or the ability to feel pain. Fetuses do not ‘struggle to survive’, they do not care if they are aborted, they are the ultimate neutral party.
2. They are not ‘abortionists’ they are OB/GYN’s, they are medical doctors who go to school for seven years. They also do papsmears, deliver babies, do prenatal check ups, and know essentially everything about the female reproductive systems.
3. Adoption is a great option, but it is not the right choice or even a feesable choice for everyone experiencing an unexpected pregnancy. Some people simply cannot be pregnant for financial, physical, emotional, psychological or safety reason. Adoption is a solution for those who do not wish to be parents. It solves nothing for those who do not wish to be or cannot be pregnant. Two different problems, two different solutions.
4. So it’s more empowering to strip pregnant people of their most basic human right and force them to do something they may not be able to against their consent then it is to let people own their own bodies and make decisions about their own lives? That sounds a bit mixed up to me.